One of Elon Musk's nerd army is trolling his brand-new fans by charging $1,000 to check out a manifesto about why he joined DOGE - just to discover the post is blank.

Gavin Kliger, 25, is among 6 baby-faced boys with little-to-no federal government experience handpicked by the 'First Buddy' to sow havoc in the civil service.

He was the one who sent a company-wide email sent out to employees at USAID informing them not to come into the firm's Washington DC head office on Monday.

Kliger sent out the direction from a USAID email address he was supplied with as part of high-level access to its systems, in addition to fellow DOGE nerd Luke Farritor.

While the personnel were kept home, DOGE gained access to the agency's IT system, developing security, and classified materials, and started dismantling it.

Just hours before he sent the email, Kliger made a post on his Substack page titled: 'Why DOGE. Why I provided up a seven-figure salary to conserve America.'

Unlike the rest of his Substack, the post was 'customer only' with a $1,000-a-month charge - or $10,000 for an entire year - to access a single word of it.

However, those who wondered sufficient to spend the amazing charge discovered there wasn't even that - the post was totally blank.

Gavin Kliger, 25, is among six baby-faced young boys with little-to-no federal government experience handpicked by Elon Musk to sow havoc in the civil service

Kliger made a post on his Substack page titled: 'Why DOGE. Why I quit a seven-figure income to save America'. Despite a $1,000 paywall, it is totally empty

'Poetically blank, please review your life options,' one discuss the post read.

Kliger enhanced his intricate trolling with a strange voicemail welcoming that pointed anybody who called his registered telephone number to the post.

'I just wrote a beautiful Substack on this, the Weekly Byte, if you just go there, it lags the paywall, however I believe it will address that question for you ... it's respectable,' he said.

The one-minute greeting was a lengthened version of the trick where the owner of the phone pretends to address, however it is really tape-recorded.

Kliger first pretended he was driving through a tunnel and having problem hearing the call, then eventually exclaiming, 'They said what? No, no, I do not believe that's right.'

The taped message then made its pitch for the caller to read his Substack.

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